Category : Opinions

(SATIRE) Flat-Earth Conference Goes to Edmonton’s ‘End of the World’ For Proof

Flat-Earthers from across (not around) the globe, have traveled to Edmonton for Thursday’s flat-Earth conference. “Flat-Earthers” are a collective that believe that the spherical-Earth known and proven by science, is flat. To demonstrate their theory, a speaker from the event…

August 10, 2018

4 Attractions We Tried at K-Days (And 1 We’re Looking Forward To)

  1. Cricket Grilled Cheese from Tin Lizzy’s Concessions Who knew crickets weren’t just for vile creatures like snakes, rats, and your ex? The Nugget was the first to try these sandwiches with crickets cooked right inside. “Really mushy, but…

July 21, 2018

“The Suga” (Only in Moderation)

“You are not allowed to have any candy or chocolates. You definitely can’t have pop or alcohol. Sugar is off limits.” That is usually what people think when you say you have diabetes. And if that were the case, you…

July 3, 2018

How (Not) to Plan a Wedding

Wedding planning is like having a baby. You have to make a list of names, plan at least nine months in advance, and buy a bunch of stuff you’ll only use once. While I may not be familiar with having…

June 13, 2018

Happy and free

Core lessons

There is a book that I have read over the last year that I have taken to heart. Its title explains it all – Furiously Happy. Written by Jenny Lawson, a comedian and blogger, she takes awkward moments in her…

April 13, 2018

Baseballs in hand

Pro athletes are worth it

Are athletes paid too much money? It’s one of the most debated questions in sports. It also has one of the most obvious answers. No, they aren’t. Now, there’s no question that athletes are getting PAID. The average salary in…

April 13, 2018

Leia

Reach out, be offended

It is offensive to challenge yourself with ideas. And even more so, it is offensive to be challenged by ideas. If that didn’t count as offensive, what would? Well, violence, for starters. But as far as student life goes today,…

April 13, 2018

Flat Earth

Around, around we go

Robbie Davidson says he was on his first date with his future wife when she admitted she didn’t believe human beings have landed on the moon. Davidson was surprised. “You don’t believe we landed on the moon?” He didn’t believe…

April 13, 2018

Dating on the beach

Why can’t we talk?

In 2018, men cannot easily complain about women. Dating can be really tough and frustrating for both men and women, but it seems to be much more acceptable for the latter to comment on annoyances they experience in relationships. A…

April 9, 2018

American Flag

Trump sure can talk

President Donald J. Trump, arguably the most powerful man alive today, is incredibly insensitive. He lacks empathy and basic social skills. Despite his numerous flaws, there is one thing Trump is: a powerful and successful orator. Oration is the art…

April 9, 2018